off the list

a practical guide to getting off (mailing lists)

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One L (L Bean) of a problem

October 29th, 2008 · No Comments

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My mother sent us a gift from LL Bean and — you guessed it — her kind gesture put us back on their mailing list.

Thanks, Mom.

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Taylor Made for Insanity

October 27th, 2008 · No Comments

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To paraphrase Al Pacino in Godfather III:  Just when I thought I was out, Taylor Gifts sends me another @#!% catalog.

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A Holiday Gift for You

October 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Do something nice for yourself this year — stop all those stupid holiday catalogs with CatalogChoice.org.

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One Year Today!

June 6th, 2008 · No Comments

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Loose the trumpets! Sound the confetti! Off The List is 1 year’s old.

How’s it feel?

As empty as my mailbox.

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Sick Junk Mail

April 29th, 2008 · No Comments

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To long waits and huge expenses, add the insult of junk mail to your list of injuries if you need to visit the Emergency Room.

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An Offer You Can Refuse (maybe)

April 15th, 2008 · No Comments

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Quick quiz: after the apolcalypse, which creatures will still scurry about the wasteland?

A) Cockroaches; B) Real Estate Agents; C) Mortgage Brokers; D) All of the above

Based on the amount of mailings I’m still receiving — despite the sub-prime mortgage meltdown — I’m betting D.

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(un)American Express

April 7th, 2008 · No Comments

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After receiving my 4th piece of direct mail from American Express OPEN for Business in 5 days, I have no other choice.

I have declared war on American Express.

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The Smart Money’s on me?

March 25th, 2008 · No Comments

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Credit market in crisis. Stock market tanking. Consumer confidence in the toilet.

So who does Smart Money feature? Yours truly, of course.

Now, let’s just see how much crap I get for this — in the mail, I mean.

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Limited Response

March 24th, 2008 · No Comments

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Squeaky wheels occassionaly get something more than grease.

In this case, a little smoke up my butt from Limited Too Customer Service.

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Go ProQuo

March 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment

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A quick shout out to a new company that just might put me out of business — woo-whoo!

ProQuo is a free service that will hold your hand as you dump catalogs, credit card offers, coupons and more.

I did an interview with CEO Steve Gal recently and will be posting it soon.

But, in the meantime, check out ProQuo — they’re one of the good guys.

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