off the list

Start the year off right — follow these simple steps to simply your life:

1. Tame Wild Cats

Before you recycle this week’s stack, log on to Catalog Choice.org. — keep the ones you want, decline the rest.

Best of all, it’s free.

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2. It Is Easy Being Green (Dimes)

For slightly more — 5 cents a day to be exact — hire junk mail bounty hunter GreenDimes to bring ornery Direct Mailers to justice.

Or at least they’ll ask them politely to stop with all the sending of the things and the stuff.

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3. Please, sir. No More.

Feeling more DIY? Try the DMA Opt-out List.

For a little time and a little money — $1 + a First Class stamp — you can sit back, relax and watch the junk mail stop rolling in.

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4. Give Yourself A Little Less Credit

Don’t need another VISA? Not gonna refi?

Then visit OptOutPrescreen.com.

Don’t you deserve less?

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5. One Less Dinner Guest

If you’re not on the National Do Not Call Registry by now, you deserve to be interrupted mid-Tuna Casserole.

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For more ways to improve your invisibility, check the Tips page.

Good luck in ‘08 — you’re gonna need it.

jonnyHal