off the list

Who knew evil would come clad in a bikini?

Not my wife when she ordered a gift from the Limited Too catalog.

But 6 “catazines” — their term, not mine — and 4 mailers after I asked to be removed, it’s clear the folks at Limited Too care more about peddling racy togs to the Hannah Montana crowd than they do about the environment or the wishes of at least one grouchy old guy.

When you call Limited Too — 888.458.3866 — a chirpy chipmunk directs you to their website for “catazine” removal.

So on December 13, 2007, I went.

On February 28, I got this for my trouble:

I reached an actual human — the same marketing manager I spoke with in December BTW — and she was kind and profusely apologetic, promising once again get us off the list.

But sweet nothings are still nothing, and until they stop sending me their perky propaganda, Limited Too you are On My List.