off the list

Want information about grotesque McMansions in golf course-adjacent planned communities?

Neither do I — but the folks at Estates West seem to think I do.

Produced by the clever minds at MediaThatDeelivers — the extra “e” stands for egregious waste of natural resources — Estates West promotes unsustainable lifestyles that trash the natural beauty of the West.

Despite the fact I’ve called — 480.460.5203 — and sent emails — mgronlund@mediathatdeelivers.com — asking to be taken off their list, MDT still thinks I want to see where douchebags go when they’re not clubbing baby seals.

I mean, who doesn’t?

The last time, the receptionist referred me to Cable Fulfillment Services — 800.946.8337 — who supposedly handle MTD’s subscription list.

Needless to say, no one ever picks up that line — must be too busy raping coastal wetlands.

So Media That Deelivers and Estates West, for embodying and promoting the destruction of our planet in pursuit of a better place to swat a golf ball, you’re On My List.