off the list

Loose the trumpets! Sound the confetti! Off The List is 1 year’s old.

How’s it feel?

As empty as my mailbox.

As you can see from my lack of recent posts, my campaign has been so successful that I suffer from a lack of new material to bitch about.

On the upside, our household junk mail is down 95%.

On the downside, I’m now a man without a mission — like Hillary.

Maybe it’s just the summer lull. Or the crappy economy.

Perhaps when the holidays roll around, I’ll once again be deluged by catalogs.

Wouldn’t that be nice?