off the list

Not bugs, this time.

Just an insane privacy policy at JP Morgan Chase sure to drive even the most resilient cockroach straight for the nearest can of Raid.

JPMC can’t provide you with your current privacy settings — not won’t, but can’t.

The rep at the JPMC Privacy Call Center — 888-868-8618 — informed me that JPMC is made up of hundreds of inter-related companies so there would be no way for them to know.

Too big to mail?

Here’s the best part — the rep offered to register my preferences again.

Because it worked so well the last 4 times.