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Who knew evil would come clad in a bikini?
Not my wife when she ordered a gift from the Limited Too catalog.

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Crank up the Sound Soother 20! Break out the World’s Shortest Full-size Umbrella!
The Sharper Image filed for Chapter 11!

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Have you seen the new J.Crew catalog?
“Which one?” is the correct response — so far this year, they’ve already sent 2!

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In my battle with Harry and David, all was not peachy.

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You may have received one of these over the weekend:

Consider yourself lucky — I got 2.

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Harry and David finally got back to me about all the catalogs they’ve been sending.

But their answer, like their Celebration Gift Basket, was kind of a mixed bag.

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Too much wine — oxymoronic.
The Wine Country Gift Baskets catalog policy — simply moronic.

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Did someone send you a gift from Harry and David?
If so, you could be in trouble — with your Postman.

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