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Credit market in crisis. Stock market tanking. Consumer confidence in the toilet.
So who does Smart Money feature? Yours truly, of course.
Now, let’s just see how much crap I get for this — in the mail, I mean.

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The first “Off The List” collectible is here!
Act now and complete strangers will be asking you sexually provocative questions faster than you can say “stay the hell away from me, you loser.”
To get yours, email your complete name and address to getoff@jonnyhal.com
And no, signing up won’t put you on any mailings lists. Jeez, don’t […]

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Crank up the Sound Soother 20! Break out the World’s Shortest Full-size Umbrella!
The Sharper Image filed for Chapter 11!

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Did you get any of the 4 new Pottery Barn catalogs today? We didn’t!

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