Quick quiz: after the apolcalypse, which creatures will still scurry about the wasteland?
A) Cockroaches; B) Real Estate Agents; C) Mortgage Brokers; D) All of the above
Based on the amount of mailings I’m still receiving — despite the sub-prime mortgage meltdown — I’m betting D.
Entries Tagged as 'General Frustration'
An Offer You Can Refuse (maybe)
April 15th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Bad guys · General Frustration
(un)American Express
April 7th, 2008 · No Comments
After receiving my 4th piece of direct mail from American Express OPEN for Business in 5 days, I have no other choice.
I have declared war on American Express.
Tags: Follow-up · General Frustration · Hostage Marketing · Name Serializer
DMA vs. DataQuick — Someone’s Pants Are On Fire!
March 5th, 2008 · No Comments
I got some disturbing news last Friday regarding a recommendation I made on this very site.
Tags: Bad guys · General Frustration
Limited Too What?
March 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
Who knew evil would come clad in a bikini?
Not my wife when she ordered a gift from the Limited Too catalog.
Tags: Catalog Overkill · General Frustration
Get yours + Get Off
February 27th, 2008 · No Comments
The first “Off The List” collectible is here!
Act now and complete strangers will be asking you sexually provocative questions faster than you can say “stay the hell away from me, you loser.”
To get yours, email your complete name and address to getoff@jonnyhal.com
And no, signing up won’t put you on any mailings lists. Jeez, don’t […]
Tags: General Frustration · Success Story
Your (ID) Check is in the Mail
February 25th, 2008 · No Comments
Guess who wants protect your identity now?
The same people who peddle your info nuggets to anyone with a pulse — the US Postal Service.
Tags: General Frustration · Tips
Who(is) Checking You Out
February 15th, 2008 · No Comments
Do you own a website?
Then, chances are, someone is oogling your privates right now.
Tags: General Frustration · Tips
Facebook’em Dano!
February 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Want your personal info available on-line, for all eternity?
Then put down your drool cup and join Facebook.
Tags: General Frustration
Scarlett Johansson on line 1
February 4th, 2008 · No Comments
Generally that would be considered a good thing — except it’s a recording.
Plus, she’s only calling to talk about another guy.
Tags: General Frustration
What did you do Today?
January 25th, 2008 · No Comments
Check out our friends at CatalogChoice.org on the Today show.
If Anne Curry can get off, why not you?
Tags: General Frustration · Good guys · Tips