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Quick quiz: after the apolcalypse, which creatures will still scurry about the wasteland?
A) Cockroaches; B) Real Estate Agents; C) Mortgage Brokers; D) All of the above
Based on the amount of mailings I’m still receiving — despite the sub-prime mortgage meltdown — I’m betting D.

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After receiving my 4th piece of direct mail from American Express OPEN for Business in 5 days, I have no other choice.
I have declared war on American Express.

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I got some disturbing news last Friday regarding a recommendation I made on this very site.

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Who knew evil would come clad in a bikini?
Not my wife when she ordered a gift from the Limited Too catalog.

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The first “Off The List” collectible is here!
Act now and complete strangers will be asking you sexually provocative questions faster than you can say “stay the hell away from me, you loser.”
To get yours, email your complete name and address to getoff@jonnyhal.com
And no, signing up won’t put you on any mailings lists. Jeez, don’t […]

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Guess who wants protect your identity now?
The same people who peddle your info nuggets to anyone with a pulse — the US Postal Service.

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Do you own a website?
Then, chances are, someone is oogling your privates right now.

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Want your personal info available on-line, for all eternity?
Then put down your drool cup and join Facebook.

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Generally that would be considered a good thing — except it’s a recording.
Plus, she’s only calling to talk about another guy.

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Check out our friends at CatalogChoice.org on the Today show.
If Anne Curry can get off, why not you?

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